Adjuration
"I,Rikudo Koshi,"
hereby give a solemn oath to allow Excel Sage to be a sports anime!
Japan.
That isn't love !
Love isn't that.
"I love ,but I'm not loved ."
It's not love at all....
But isn't love...?
"I want to be loved, but I wan't ask for it."
"This body may be crushesd, I'll give my life away."
Just plainly without hesitation.
I'll con them and gift them come in from the side
I'll step on others and kick'em up
Run away! Run away !
Run away!
Even if I ship on a banana peel
That 's all for that one man
If I must say it 's probably Loyalty in the name of love
Japan
Huh?
"The goal for us at Across, is to conquer the city,"
But we mustn't forget that that is only the first step toward world dominanation.
"Oh yes ,l haven't forgotten at all not a bit!"
"Then Excel ,what do people use as a communication medium on a global level?"
Another brain cell stimulating difficult question!
I think ...wouldn't that be music and sports ?
"Hm .Perfect answer, Hyatt."
"Thand you very much ,"
Music and sports ....
It's easy to build charisma with those two. We can use it to lead the people .
Excel !
"Yes !What is it ,Master It Palazzo?"
Do you like sports ?
"Yes sir! My head's been empty since grade school, but I've always been great at P.E.!"
My best sport is swimming !
Then go swim!
HERE I GO !!!
"Then Master,lt Palazzo, what is our mission this time ?"
Go and research the sport that will be most effective to lead the people .
A sport that's totally rad to the young dudes out there.
Hail Master It pala...!
Are you watching me Master It Palazzo? This is freesiyle!
Back stroke! Butterfly! Doggie paddle !
"Augh ,l got a cramp!"
Bowling!
Senior...l'm not too knowledgeable about sports but...
...is this really the sport that's totally rad to the young dudes out there?
There's no one here 'til the point it's sad .
Oh damn.We 're in trouble .
"Oh well ,what 's wrong with being able to spy on the enemy's situation,make money..."
...and have no customers?
That group over there...
I wonder who they are ?
They seem to be filming for some TV program
It's finally the "Strike ofthe Week"!
You and I are already a S-pair!
Ifyou're scared of a gutter ball-- How can you possibly eat Katsu -don?!
"Rolling about again today, it's Bowling Musume!"
Hello! The elegont cross between idols and bowlers...
"This is the end of the 20th century,"
and this is today's last bowling show- Bowling Musume!
I'm your host ,Hustle Boy"Susumu Shikiri".
"20 years of barely getting by, I'm Shinogi Sonoba the assistant!"
"Hey ,Mr.Shikiri? Why is the person bowling behind us always the same person?"
'Cause she's one ofthe staffyou idiet .
This week's guests are...!
"Hi ,l 'm Kobayashi Excel ."
And I'm Hyatt Mikako.
Bath of us together make up the Excel Girls!
Why Kobayashi? Why Mikako?
I hate parodies.
Please listen to our song with your ears!
"Hey hey ,you're planning to sing?"
"Diligent business outing, isn't it ?"
"Well, thank you very much!"
This program is brought to you by the companies you see on your screen.
Hey !We haven't even sung yet!
Let us sing you old hag!
Our youth is the only thing we're got!
"Please advertiste yourselves AFTER you do what you need to do ,"
kay...
So I hear that you both love bowling?
Yes ! I love it as much as I love my parents'enemy!
"As long as I have bowling, I can eat many helpings of rice!"
"And these two idiots will be our guests today,"
"Oh boy ,eh?"
"I don't know that show,"
"It's absolutely local, isn't it?"
I need some shoes.
"Sure ,what 's your size?"
82cm.
Oh come on ! you can't have feet tha--
See? Right here.
Strike.
Bowl...and ling... makes Bowling!
W-what the ...?
Hey hey!What the hell are you thinking?! That semi won't fit,it's in the way!
I am a sports man.
Go !
Strike!
Nice ! Ecstasy!
What is this girl saying?
"Oh Kabayashi , I'm so stupid !"
"Okay , Don't worry ,we'll edit that to be a strike."
"You're so bad , it's woking me up , Mikako-chan."
"Well ,it's the first time I ever went bowling."
Huh? Weren't you a bowling loving idol?
That's a he bigger than a monkey's butt.
As expected ofthe idol-ish double tongue!
"Society's backstage is showing it's face here ,isn't it?"
This is a good learning experience.
"Mr.Customer ,what size shoes do you need ?"
My shoes.
"Then ,which lane would you like ?"
I' Il charter the whole place.
What?
"I'm sorry .We're in the middle of recording a program,"
Strike!
W-Who are you people ?
We are Secret Bowling promotion Group:Balls and Pin.
Don't write it in words!
This bowling establishment is under our control now .
But there 's hardly any customers
Silence!
Oh!Are we hostages?
Thrilling! Exciting!
W-What are you after?
Bowling has been a woning sport amongst the young people nowadays.
So we're going to use your show to make bowling appealing to them!
It's going to reclaim its fifle as the king of SportsS!
But I don't think people who don't like bowling would even be watching this program.
"It's in the middle ofthe night, and our viewer ratings aren't that..."
"You idiot ,don't upset him!"
It's because ofyou fools!
What good is it to have stupid idols that suck at bowling who can't make a strike...
...who can't even write the"bo"in bowling?!
I can write a "bo"!
That 's not even right!
I-l-l don't wanna ...l don't wanna !
Shikiri!
No! I love my life! I don't want you to take my happiness away ,No!
You won't get away.
No! Stop it !
My ball.
Strike.
Change the content of your program immediately!
Namely:World premiere! ls It Okay for Bowling to be This Fun?!
"Isn't it okay ,leader?"
"We can have our own little fun ,can't we?"
"No ,anything but that!"
I don't have confidence in my body!
But weire nice and young!
you guys are helpless.
Don't use your balls and pins too much.
No! Pleade don't touch us physically!
Again:No!Please don't touch us physically!
"They've got no eyes when it come to bowling ,"
Lost control when see the bowling
"Hey,you two main characters over there!"
Huh?
Keep bringing on the balls!
"Augh,he's making us work."
That's unfortunate.
Passion:Balls and Pin's Bowling Only Dude...
Strike Snake!
"Now listen, boys and girls in front ofthe TV."
Put your heart into your balls and your mind into your soul!
I'll totally infuse my bowling spirit into you!
"First of all .you have to hold your ball gently ,yet firmly."
"Well then, boys"
observe this elegant form as your example.
With strength! And elegance!
Augh! My balance...! I'm fosing control...!
Beautiful shoot!
OUCH! My shin! My shin!
Who the hell got in my way!?
Her!
"Yep, my bad."
I said it wasn't on purpose!
stop running-damn you!
I said I can't stop running !
Who cares ?Hold it!!
You guys are a little too tenacious!
Who carest ? Just HOLD IT!
How long are you gonna make me do this ?!
Stop running and hold it !
I'm getting tired ofthis !
We are too!
Damn it .Where 'd that girl go ?
We 're gonna have beef stew tonight.
"So,no ,l wasn't using the bathroom."
"Hmm,l'm in trouble .I left Ha-chan behind ."
That was a despicable thing for me to do as Across' formal employee and her senior.
Shame
Ah! What should I do ?
What can I do ?!
"I wanna go save her, but I've no weapons."
I have no money for ransom...
"Think ,Excel! wonder ,Excel!"
Thinking time.
Time's up!
Conclusion:An idiot thinking is just simple resting !
Sorry Ha-chan...l...l...
Never give up!
That hurt a lot.
Never give up!
"I heard the whole thing,"
You can't them at the level you're at .
So you're saying that I have to fight them?
We're gonna train!
Hey!l've been quietly listening,but you're saying all kinds of selfish things!
I can't win? Train?! What are you trying to say!?
Don't you want to help your friend?
W-Well yeah but...
But they're masters of bowling!
They're scary and they don't have blood or tears or bodily fluids!
That's why I said never give up!
Don't stand on the toilet.
Eye for an eye.
Pull up your pants
Fight bowling with bowling!
This is the girl's bathroom.
You need a technique to compete against their killer bowling.
Youire standing out too much.
I'll teach you!slam it into you
We're gonna train hard!
He's really planning to make it an all out sports thing.
You did well Excel.
That was fast.
I have nothing more to teach you.
"Yeah,but we haven't done anything yet."
I'll give you...
I'll give you this.I'm sure it'll help you something .
"Or you're gonna say something similar,Aren't you?"
"Well ,something like that."
"Thank you ,master."
"Aw,stop that ,l'm just Nabeshin."
Master!
Good luck.
"Wait master! More,more training !"
MASTER!!
BAM!Master!
"Hey,he's gone."
"(Don't think, feel)"
Master.
Thank you.
"I'll never forget what you tought me, And carve each one into my body."
But I never learned anything so I ain't gonna carve nothing.
I 'm going to fight.
Please watch over me.
No! Help!
At this age! With this body! you can't do this..this...
I'm so sorry mommy and daddy! I should've listened to you .
"This isn't about the program anymore,is it ?"
This is where the good part begins.
Stop this !
This isn't the right way to love bowling!
shall I try it on you guys then?
Oh no! please give it your best shot. I hope you get a good shot.
Bowling has achieved this level!
My middle aged balls will knock out these young luscious stonding girls!
"Namely,Human Bowling! Just like it looks!"
Ooh Wonderful!
"Nice,"
just as it is ! It's natural!
This will surely increase viewer ratings!
Jive it up and get it on camera!
"Sure, gladly...!"
Aah! we're gonna die!
More viewers because of shocking material? But it's in the middle ofthe night!
"Shut up ,Be properly scared."
We're sorry.
Perhaps bowling is a much more violent sport than I thought.
"Memo, memo."
What about this one ?
We should knock her down too.
"Oh,please don't .I 'm still in the middle ofwriting my memo."
Shut up!
"Oh,how unforrunate."
These girls will become part of one of the turning points ofthe bowling world .
Pin!
"Here I go ,l 'm going now, Cty out your tears."
"Put your heart into your balls, and the pin to your heart."
I'll show you my experimental beautiful shoot!
Wait a sec!
You're a stupid middle aged bowling addict trving to do scare people...
...in the name of sport smanship!
"Now that Excel is here ,your French evil doings and bad things have gotta go!"
Bye bye ! Sayonara!
"In the first place, sports is?Aah! Shut up!"
Don't interrupt me while I'm giving my statement of virtues!
Standing on my head spilling out long lines about this and that!?
I won't forgive you for that!
You're that girl who got in my way .Good timing.
I'll show you the horrors of bowling first hand.
I'm different from the girl I was a moment ago.
Underestimate me and I'll surpass your expectations.
How shrewd ! Do it!
I won't lose. I think... sorta...
Oh! It flicked them all away!
"Senior, nice strike!"
Th-That girl...
That's impassible. In just a few minutes her techinque level is...!
This is the fruit of my labors.
"Master ,Excel will firmly succeed your final wish .So please rest in peace."
I'm not dead.
"I'm gonna save you ,Ha-chan!"
"Yes, please do so ."
Don't forget about us too!
Trying to change the flow are ya?
I won't let you do that
I Start a fighting scene for no reason !
You're the last one left. prepare yourself!
Don't get too stuck up!
I was once called "Ballsovshy of Hell",you know?
I'll make garter crap cutta you!
Ballsballsavsky of Hell?
Not Balls-balls... It's Ballsovsky!
I'm gonna blow you away first!
And then we're going to dominate over the bowling world some day!
I don't care about the bowling world .
I just want save my friend! Ha-chan!
"This cutfit is nice and cozy once you get used to it ,isn't it ?"
Patatoes are good during this season too.
"Hey ,hey,do you guys really need to be saved?"
"We're waiting for you ,senior!"
Do your best!
Don't think.Feel...
"Yeah,yeah .I'll just go take care of it real quick with this ball you gave me,master."
I won't lose!
My love for bowling will not lose to anyone!
What?!
by experience of NBA
"In fact ,92% ofthe time ."
It was the perfect stance that was so perfect and so unbeatable that it was banned from the bowling world.
This stupid girl? That 's impossible!
This girl knows that stance?!
What?! What the hell is that?! you call that bowling ?
Who cares! It's a duel!!
Here I go!
Record it all!
It's the totally weird bowling battle that'll change bowling history!
The strike is mine!
And just a little push..
My balls ...
I win!
What do you mean you win?! you call that fair?
Bowling is a game where you knock down pins with balls!
You must play fair at this simple yet aggressive sport that I'm passionate about.
Are you happy winning with that dirty trick?
And you call yourself a bowler?!
Shut up! KABAM!
ORYA!
HOME RYA!
UTORYA!
I win!Excel lays foot on the Earth!
This is screwed up.
you can win no matter what ya do! Ain't sports wonderful?
It's sports manship!
She's got it .
"It's finally the Strike ofthe Week!"
You and I are already a S-pair!
Ifyou're scared of a gutter ball-- How can you possibly eat katsu-don?!
"Rolling about again today, it's Bowling Musume!"
"Your hosts are ,me. Who died a little while ago,and..."
Gawd that was boring
"We can't help it , We're not getting paid ."
See you next week!
"Ifyou don't watch , you 'll be cursed."
Hey mister we're closing now .
Shut up you! Just bring more sake!
"Without sandora and my wife , there's no reason for me to be in this world."
"Here, this is the last one."
Don't worry about it !
I'z-san!
Love is always lying around someplace. you know? Like here...
I'Z-SAN!!
"Oh dear ,you can't do anything withing me ,can you?"
I'z-san...
"Open up, damn it !"
Who's that?
"I know you're in there,you bitch!"
Oh no! It's him!
Him?
"I'm kicking the door down, damn it!"
No ! I didn't do anything!
VERY NO !
Will you give me a report on what you've found out?
Roger!
Bowling is a much more popular sport than...
Oh? This bowling is really popular?
Oh crap!
"Oh,my God..."
Popular...?
Today's experiment...failed
I-lt's already over !
Where's our cue?
I've known since that day
The reason you came to me
The soft texture of my body
Is a favorite ofyours...
In your hungered eyes
How does this body look...?
"Ifyou're going to eat me,"
please do it quickly
So that this flesh won't become too tough...
"Ho?You're dog, ugly dog"
Barking or Yewing
Age-old friend with human
Wait master beside train station
Meaningless running
I also have one call Menchi
Eat it or not?
Anything wrong will possum
Who like pets have felicitate
Next Episode meat biscuit adventure
"Friendship, Love, adventurous mix up"
"Also, Menchi"
"Ifyou don't come, no dinner"
That isn't love!
Love isn't that.
I love but I'm not loved.
It's not love at all...
But isn't love...?
I want to be loved, but I won't ask for it.
This body may be crushed, I'll give my life away
Just plainly without hesitation
I'll can't them and gift them, come in form the side.
I'll step on to here and kick them up
Run away Run away!
Even if I slip on a banana peel
That's all for that one man
If I must say it's probably
Loyalty in the name of love
I've known since that day
The reason you came to me
The soft texture of my body
Is a favorite ofyours
In your hungered eyes
How does this body look?
Ifyou're going to eat me, please do it quickly.
So that this flesh won't become too tough...